Do you know why Mourinho does not go on vacation to France ? Because he doesn't like Toulouse.

Why Mourinho never played video games? Because when he presses 'start' the end credits start rolling.

Mourinho doesn't use a board because he don’t like to draw

Mourinho favourite TV Show? We don't know, but sure it’s not “LOST”!

Mourinho does not loose! He only breaks the routine.

Mourinho favourite Season is WINter

Mourinho never loses his wallet. He wins a empty space in his pocket.

Mourinho favourite Disney character is WINnie the Pooh.

Mourinho teams doesn't have Fair Play, they only have Fair Win's.

Mourinho's kids in schooll never go to playground... they go to winground...